So this is supposed to be a writing blog, but it is mine so I can write whatever I want – and today I want to talk about food.
I don’t particularly love to cook, but I love to eat, and I love to see other people enjoying a meal I prepared. I pretend to be upset when food that I cooked is eaten in record time, but inside I feel a bit of pleasure that the meal was THAT good.
Please don’t mention this to my family. I like cooking when I want to do it, and not when I am expected to do it.
On Wednesday, March 20th, award winning Author Andrea Stuart will be teaching a Master Class on Creative Non Fiction. The author of Showgirls and Rose of Martinique will be sharing her experience and skills in this genre with writers.
If you’re going to wheel and deal with literary agents and editors, you’ll end up spending more time than you’d like discussing rights, contracts, advances, royalties and a whole lot of other boring important stuff. That said, I want to address the most common questions regarding how advances and royalties work. In other words, how does the payment process work when you sell a book? Here are some FAQs:
1. How do writers make money?
You sign a contract with a publisher. In exchange for signing over the North American and English language print rights to your book and possibly other rights, as well, you are paid one of three ways:
flat fee: a set amount of money upfront that’s yours to keep. The amount does not change no matter how well the book sells. For example, if your flat fee is $10,000, the amount remains the same no matter if the book sells 10 copies or 10 million.
royalties: a small amount paid to you for every book sold.
advance against royalties: a sum of money upfront to you with the promise of more (royalties) should the book sell well.
2. Which of the three methods above is most desirable?
An advance against royalties. It’s probably the most desirable, and it is by far the most common. It’s like you get both #1 and #2 combined. Let me explain exactly how an advance against royalties would work. For this example, I’ll keep it real simple (for my own sake). Let’s say the publishing house offers you an advance of $60,000 and royalties of $3/book. Note that the upfront advance of $60,000 is not inaddition to royalties, but rather part of royalties – meaning they’ve given you royalties for the first 20,000 books (times $3/book) upfront. Since they’ve already paid you the royalties of the first 20,000 books, you will not start actually making an additional $3/book until you sell copy 20,001. The royalty possibilities are essentially endless. You can make $3 a book forever as long as it keeps selling in bookstores and on Amazon.
3. What if my book bombs? Do they get the money back?
Having just completed the first draft of my second novel, I can attest to the fact that writing a first draft is still a lot better than oral surgery, but a good measure worse than folding laundry or even cleaning the bathrooms (which, full disclosure, my husband does). First drafts require starting from nothing and creating something only slightly better than nothing. At least, that’s how my first drafts feel to me. The good news? Now I have something to work with. Fresh from the trenches, here are a few tips on writing the first draft of your novel.
1. Make an outline. Then be willing to leave it behind. Writing an outline forces me to think through some big questions before I begin. But I follow it the way I travel with my husband sans kids: “Hey, Honey, look at this weird little mountain on the map. Wanna check it out?” And pretty soon the story has taken a turn. Sometimes the side trip changes everything, and I revise my outline. Sometimes it’s a dead end. Then I have my outline to get me back on track.
2. Think of your first draft as the clay, not the sculpture. Imagine that what you are doing is digging up clay, just a hunk of stuff from which you’ll create something later. Much of it will be messy and unrefined, but that’s not your problem now. Your job is simply to get from the beginning to the end. Keep digging! When it’s time to write a second draft, you will have your raw material.
Are you a short-story writer looking for expert feedback?
Mardibooks are looking for short stories of between 1,200 and 5,000 words from IdeasTap members of all ages. Up to 12 submissions will be selected to receive one-to-one expert feedback from Mardibooks’ founders, writers Martin Godleman and Belinda Hunt. Stories selected for feedback will also be considered for entry into a Mardibooks short-story anthology, to be published as an ebook on Amazon at the end of 2013.
Belinda and Martin founded Mardibooks in 2011, to publish and promote writers with talent but no access to the closed publishing world. Mardibooks primarily give their time to writers, providing advice, editing, proof reading and preparing texts for publication as ebook and/or hard copy. They then manage the publishing and distribution, including advising writers on how best to promote themselves.
A Mardibooks short-story competition will be open twice a year on IdeasTap; the next one will open on Wednesday 28 August and close on Tuesday 26 November. Up to 12 writers will be offered feedback each time, totalling up to 24 over the whole of 2013.
All documents should be submitted electronically as Microsoft Word attachments to the editor at email@example.com and must be accompanied by a brief biographical sketch.
No more than one essay, 3,500-6,500 words. Prepare manuscripts in accordance with the most recent edition of The MLA Style Manual, which encourages the use of intratextual documentation wherever possible and mandates the inclusion of a list of works cited (with full pagination) at the manuscript’s end.
No more than four poems at a time
No more than one story, a maximum of 5,000 words.
Book reviews (or short review essays): 2,000-2,500 words. At the beginning of the review, please include the title of the book being reviewed as well as the book’s publication information. Books should have been published no more than two years previously.
A powerful tribute to women around the world was created by Barbadian poet, DJ Simmons. Read for yourself:
Your instinctive alarm clock is the morning air,
Rub tired eyes clear,
Open up the house to a home’s atmosphere,
Breakfast to prepare,
Got to put bobbles and bows in de lil girl hair,
Wipe de cold outta de lil boy’s eye stare,
Wunna got de bus fare?
Hubby come for ya kiss dear,
Everybody tek care today ya hear!
Your dance enchants me,
Immersed in your planned patterns completely,
Swiftly gliding your delicate toe tips skillfully,
Across the floor in your personal spotlight’s imagery,
Gracefully, reminding me,
Of what God saw he thought of the word beauty,
Unapologetically displayed and defined between and along the curved lines of your body,